Lincoln

A person who is very tense around other human beings who are not family, or friends. Most of his love is shared with animals. He probably owns multiple dogs, and random exotic animals rather than having a gf/wife.

Lincoln was uncomfortable at the party, but felt loved with his pets.

by Pu$$y$layer666999 August 7, 2019

Lincoln Riley’d

To be really good in events, typically sporting events, during exhibition play, but completely suck when playoffs roll around; To overcook meat greatly.

“Man, my team and I totally Lincoln Riley’d this year and it cost us a spot in the Championship game!”

by LayerOfPipes September 4, 2023

Lincoln Nap

The act of taking a nap permanently, usually at a theatre or at least away from home.

Uncle Dan took a Lincoln Nap at the movies. His service will be next Saturday.

by Dingid Forester March 14, 2016

Lincoln Dicklas

Getting fucked at a debate tournament

I was so horny at the tourney, I had to get Ashley that Lincoln Dicklas.

by Front Man November 17, 2021

Going Lincoln

The act of having an ego that is unjustifiably large

"John says he can impregnate women through osmosis"

"Yeah, I know....dude's always going Lincoln"

by citrusincitrus February 6, 2012

Lincoln

he got a log boi.

im on the toilet and i dropped a lincoln

by cuklova February 8, 2022

miracle lincoln

miracle lincoln

“miracle lincoln is a whore”

by idontfwmiracIe June 16, 2022