fragile lemon

a weak, squishy, sensitive lemon often owned by those who are offended quickly. Fragile lemons are easy to peel.

Hey, you're a lick!
Hey stop! That hurts my feelings! I have a fragile lemon!

by Trizequel & clizzare February 4, 2012

lemon doubly

When your president cannot even read english properly

Ladies and gentlemen for many months the country has drawn in political crisis in which lemon doubly the details of cabinet information prevail over the program

by AlienTize August 9, 2021

Lemon Doubly

Mispronounced words by the Lebanese President during one of his speeches.

The country has drawn into political crisis in which lemon doubly the details of cabinet formation prevail.

by LebaneseCitizen August 6, 2021

Lemon goo

When one pisses and cums at the same time aka a number 5

Tf did he just make lemon goo

by Adolf nigler July 31, 2023

lemon ham

When you piss in a fat girl's vagina and then proceed to eat her out

Dude I had some lemon ham
Dude that's gross

by Theshrubyone September 1, 2022

lemon cure

The close to infallible method which cures colds by drinking fresh lemon juice (from 5 to 10 lemons) with a straw.

In a book called "Las Plantas Curan," published in the 1960s in Brazil, which listed the most popular herbs and the illnesses they cure, I read about the 'lemon cure.' Whenever I catch a cold, via a straw I drink the juice from 5 to 10 lemons and they cure me every time. However, one time I did have to go to the doctor and she gave me some antibiotics because I had a fever, in the summer—imagine!

by but for December 24, 2017

lemon mishap

pissing yourself in public or in privacy.

my son had a lemon mishap

by REMEMBER ........... MEEEEEEEE June 3, 2015