Lady shrek

A girl that looks like the female version of Shrek.

"Dude, that's nasty. His girlfriend is a Lady Shrek."

by DWeez May 2, 2008

Lady Doodad

The whatzit doohickey that can be found between a woman's legs.

How am I supposed to find someone willing to go into that musty old claptrap?

The cabin, or your lady doodad?

by Tommy__P October 10, 2010

lady ham

Vagina.

I could spend all day eating her lady ham!

by Screamapillar June 23, 2003

Lady Shenanigans

A community of high-spirited professional females.

I love our Lady Shenanigans community.

by LadyShenanigans May 7, 2017

Mom Lady

An overweight average looking mom who is between the ages of 30-45 that has a bubbly personality and tends to like men who are younger than her and or out of her league.

Guy 1: Hey why didn’t you make out with that woman at the bar last week?
Guy2 : She’s a mom lady.
Guy 1: A mom lady? Is it because she has a kid?
Guy2: No it’s because I’m not attracted to mom lady’s.

by Rathgnome August 12, 2021

Lady Chatterly

A woman who talks too much

Guy 1: "Man, she talks too much."
Guy 2: "Yeah man, She's such a Lady Chatterly."

by ViolateTheOblivious January 2, 2012

lady crumble

Lady crumble is a thick cheddar build up in the labia comprised of dead skin , yeast and oat milk .

Hot dam Alyssa really has a thick patch of lady crumble built up on those nickers

by Ripe March 27, 2021