A kind hearted person who tries (and fails) to make an honest living. He commits crime so he may one day retire with his best friends, Bubbles and Ricky. He is always holding a drink (most often Rum and Coke with ice), and it almost never spills. On top of that, he only gets drunk from Swish, a homemade alcoholic drink.
Mrs. Peterson"But listen, youve had enough to drink today"
Julian"Ive only had a couple drinks today-"
P"Please dont drink anymore, thats your 5th one"
J"Ive only had a couple, im not drunk, y'know, Im just having a couple"
P"You're going to be if you drink that all"
J"Well i dont get drunk, i drink more than like the average person"
P"...okay"
Julian"Ive only had a couple drinks today-"
P"Please dont drink anymore, thats your 5th one"
J"Ive only had a couple, im not drunk, y'know, Im just having a couple"
P"You're going to be if you drink that all"
J"Well i dont get drunk, i drink more than like the average person"
P"...okay"
by ShadowyRAT June 19, 2022
Get the Julian mug.Julian a lovely man. He is overprotective at times and sticks up for his loved ones. Usually is afraid to be judged and easily misunderstands. He has edginess but is very sweet. He doesn't think much of what he says and goes with his mind easily before thinking it twice. His a strong, loyal and honest.
IF you ever date a Julian. There will be challenging but worthy.
He can be bit stupid and childish, as in going to far on jokes and don't know when to stop.
He can also be quite clueless.
But he his lovely company and has the sweetest smile, sometimes a bit too much of a softy.
IF you ever date a Julian. There will be challenging but worthy.
He can be bit stupid and childish, as in going to far on jokes and don't know when to stop.
He can also be quite clueless.
But he his lovely company and has the sweetest smile, sometimes a bit too much of a softy.
Haters "Your such a loser!"
Julian "Hey! Back off! That's my friend your talking about,
if you don't step away. You'll regret it!"
Julian "Hey! Back off! That's my friend your talking about,
if you don't step away. You'll regret it!"
by 'Lights Eye' July 17, 2019
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by Tee Bone Jones June 29, 2020
Get the Julian mug.A Julian is someone who wipes their ass after shitting but not enough to stop the stains from appearing when they pull up their pants, they will often procrastinate and do stuff like write definitions out on a community- driven website instead of their biology homework. They are obsessed with pop tarts but stay skinny and lost their virginity at age 12 due to lack of parental supervision at the family gathering.
-Friend 1: Hey why did you leave school early
-Friend 2: Julian was self- stimulating on my notebook again
-Friend 2: Julian was self- stimulating on my notebook again
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