bootleg jordans

Fake wanna be jordan

bitch gone somewhere wit those bootleg jordans

by uglyprince October 20, 2015

deandre jordan

The god of missing (bricking) shots from the free throw line often 0-20 at the line

Tom "Shit Luke has got free throws
Mitch "Get ready to grab rebound he's going to do a DeAndre Jordan

by tomalexmitch May 14, 2015

Jordan (girl)

Sexy, kind, beautiful, smart, nice, cute, adorable, empathetic girl with lots of love she's energetic and caring. Her laugh will brighten your day. She makes jokes a lot and laughs even at something that's cheesy. She's the kind of girl that you want as a girlfriend. She secretly hides her pain with smiles but humors others with her sarcastic attitude. She has a gorgeous body with curves no one can resist. She is very talented and has an artistic and vocal gift. She has a very nice ass. She is stubborn and emotional sometimes, but she is loyal and has a lot of fun. She will brighten up your life. Has a perfect ass. Might be hated sometimes but it's often for jealously reasons. She is also gorgeous and has a sexy body. Often thinks negative things about herself when in reality she's perfect. Often in to sports and that's why her body is so perfect. Not to mention sex with her is always amazing.

Jordan (girl) is the love of my life

by Arthur C. Doyle December 12, 2018

jordan's on a saturday

From Chris Brown's Song "With You" -- Michael Jordan's come out only on saturday's and its always a big deal. They don't come out everyday and they sell out fast. People can reserve them and it gets crazy.

He's basically saying how much he loves/wants the girl and cannot wait to have/be with her.

You know you always like Jordan's on a Saturday to me.

by orrchid August 2, 2008

Jordan Hall

An asshole guy who stares at your boobs all day then, doesn't ask you out after.

Dude, that guy is such a fucking Jordan Hall!! He was totally all up on me !!

by Ame Ai me October 26, 2011

Jordan (girl)

Jordan is a hilarious outgoing girl who will always make you smile. She secretly hides her pain with smiles but humors others with her sarcastic attitude. She has a gorgeous body with curves no one can resist. She is very talented and has an artistic and vocal gift. She enjoys anime and manga. She is an incredible friend and is always there for others. Any guy or girl would be lucky to have her.

"Did you see what Jordan was wearing today? She looks hot!"

"Jordan has such talent!"

"I gotta get me a Jordan!"

Jordan (girl)

by Bbygirl90 January 1, 2017

Jordan

A girl who is loyal but no one notices because no one takes the chance to get to know her. That would be because she's so ugly and likes food too much.

" Look at her. She's so ugly and fat."
" Yeah that's Jordan"
"ew"

by Jane TK August 30, 2015