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[Junk] Buffer

"dude...she can buff my junk any day. Basically, her lips make her out to be a great junk buffer"
by Z Man1 January 9, 2009
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junk tug

This is when a dude get his junk tugged by another person as a form of torment, torture, retaliation, or punishment. Not something performed by your comrades! Akin to it's distant cousin the junk punch this act distinctly involves the member directly and not the adjacent coin purse, and may be augmented by a lateral jerk or twist.
As I got out of the shower my wife was bent over blow drying her hair I smacked her ass. She did not approve so she reached through her legs and gave me a junk tug to let me know.
by Bloody Snotbubble August 7, 2011
mugGet the junk tugmug.

urban junk hole

A recycling facility. A ghetto slut. Figuratively, the lowest point in the inner city.
I have some cans to return for my deposit at the urban junkhole. I been fillin' my urban junk hole Shaniqua when I needs to fuck. The poorest people go to the bottom of the urban junkhole.
by Fr8h8r December 20, 2014
mugGet the urban junk holemug.

Jacobina Junk-blast

(verb - transitive). When you wish for something great, expect something at least good, but end up with junk. This is the worst option in anything. This can have something to do with sex, but really amounts to anything.
Dude, I just got a Jacobina Junk-blast cuz I wanted to travel to Japan on a class trip but I got screwed and am ending up in Hungary. With my luck, I am sure I will end up getting the Hungarian Mudslide or the Hungarian Gas Mask.
by Cincy Steamer April 26, 2008
mugGet the Jacobina Junk-blastmug.

Junk

Most common term in brend language. typically used in phrases such as "what the junk" and "junk you". Can also be combined with sucka to form Junka.
by brendannnn September 26, 2021
mugGet the Junkmug.

Junk Shoveling

the act of putting a shovel in your partners anaus and they proceed to dig up the remains of a dead relative whilst you fuck a wild hog until it dies. Then you both fuck the dead person until the shovel pops out of her/his ass.
Me and my girlfriend where just Junk Shoveling last week.
by Shovel_Shitter May 15, 2022
mugGet the Junk Shovelingmug.

Junk

A fusion of jazz and funk
Red robot : do u listen to junk?
Normal person: ....what?...
by Koppykat November 14, 2019
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