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Bacon PTSD

Post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD) is a mental health condition that's triggered by a terrifying event — either experiencing it or witnessing it. Symptoms may include flashbacks, nightmares and severe anxiety, as well as uncontrollable thoughts about the event.

Bacon PTSD is recognized by the subject having witnessed or experienced a loss of bacon so undeniably soul shattering that the act of cooking bacon causes cold sweats or anxiety and even flashbacks to the event in question.
Jason is suffering from Bacon PTSD after his doggo, Holmes, began to develop the habit of jumping up on the counter to eat the freshly cooked bacon whenever Jason wasn't looking. Now, the thought of making bacon for breakfast or even a delicious deli sandwich haunts Jason with the fear of becoming riddled with burn marks from bacon grease only to find that he is unable to eat his hard-earned bacon. Jason is so messed up from Bacon PTSD that he considered getting rid of his doggo so he can eat bacon in peace once more.
by claymøre August 27, 2018
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Bacon Shaka

A wild hog catching machine (APBT) produced by Jitterbug Kennels.
Dispatch the Bacon Shaka, hogs are bayed!
by Jitterbug Kennels October 19, 2022
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sloppy bacon

That Nicola Simpson, she's a right sloppy bacon
by Ergosum June 22, 2016
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Bacon mcflurry

Mcdonalds mcflurry with bacon instead of oreos.
Sir, would you like fries with that? No thanks, ill have a bacon mcflurry.
by Kornbred88 January 6, 2016
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Bacon Vision

Basically meat vision but instead of turning things into random meat... it's always bacon!
Don't make me use my bacon vision!!!
by BLTs for everyone! YDG? April 30, 2010
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Brad bacon

Brad bacon is one of a kind if you have a “brad” in your life marry him ! No regrets . Brad is one of a kind , he’s flirty, cute, sometimes selfish, but very sweet. Brad can be a very jealous man but it only shows how much he cares , He’s very kinky in bed and unusually only falls in love with a “Paola Salas zunigger
by Selenewuzhere78 December 9, 2018
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BACON SOUP

THE TASTIEST SNACK FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY TO ENJOY
"YO DUDE,THAT BACON SOUP TASTES DANKKKKKK"
by bacon_soup_advertizer March 26, 2022
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