Noun (pur-fect-ten)
Meaning
A scale of appeal and image or stats that is in no real order as no one is guaranteed to have all 10 qualities in question.
1.) Doesn't cheat. (Always the first one)
2.) Has a great body.
3.) Good looking face.
4.) About their money.
5.) Has a real job, not just a hustle.
6.) Knows how to hold a conversation. (Goes with similar interests)
7.) Takes time to get in bed.
8.) Knows what they want out of life.
9.) Has a place of their own.
10.) Has a car.
11.) <
Miscellaneous things like (but not limited): has no extra baggage, no crazy ex, no record, etc.
Meaning
A scale of appeal and image or stats that is in no real order as no one is guaranteed to have all 10 qualities in question.
1.) Doesn't cheat. (Always the first one)
2.) Has a great body.
3.) Good looking face.
4.) About their money.
5.) Has a real job, not just a hustle.
6.) Knows how to hold a conversation. (Goes with similar interests)
7.) Takes time to get in bed.
8.) Knows what they want out of life.
9.) Has a place of their own.
10.) Has a car.
11.) <
Miscellaneous things like (but not limited): has no extra baggage, no crazy ex, no record, etc.
Female 1; Hey, you know bob? I kinda like him but he's not a perfect ten. He's more of a 5 MAYBE.
Female 2: Yeah but he's at least working toward being a perfect ten.
Female 2: Yeah but he's at least working toward being a perfect ten.
by Batterybob April 25, 2021
Get the Perfect ten.mug. A mishearing (possibly due to accent) of the word Timbuktu, a city in Mali, Western Africa. Once a major trade city but now used colloquially to refer to a hard to get to and/or remote location.
See also: Boonies, Sticks, B(um/utt)F(*ck)?(<City>/<State>/<Country>/Nowhere), Middle of nowhere
See also: Boonies, Sticks, B(um/utt)F(*ck)?(<City>/<State>/<Country>/Nowhere), Middle of nowhere
"Why'd you have park all the way in Ten buck two(Timbuktu)?"
"Are you and the boys going fishing(drinking) in Ten buck two(Timbuktu) this weekend?
"Are you and the boys going fishing(drinking) in Ten buck two(Timbuktu) this weekend?
by C45P4 October 24, 2023
Get the Ten buck twomug. The winner of three Nobel prizes, a best selling book originally written by Luke Coleman. The book is 156 pages that have no print, nothing on them. After its immediate fame, the new sequel "I only asked on opposite day" was written.
by RomanFoam March 1, 2022
Get the Top Ten Times I Askedmug. When you're skipping rocks and your rock skips ten times. Not to be confused with ten roping, when you're ejaculating and you have ten consecutive ejections.
by thechinasaur January 9, 2021
Get the ten ropemug. When a girl is lay'd on a table and 10 guys 5 on each side of the table. They then cum on her from the bottom to the top. Hens the term Ten Penny Tower.
by Nick nospmas June 6, 2013
Get the Ten Penny Towermug. The delay that comes from being way too high. The reason you laugh after everyone else has gotten a joke, fail to grab a railing in time, raise your hands after you've been punched and redirect your aim only after you've peed on the floor.
(end of joke)...to get to the other side!
(crowd laughs)
(you look blankly at the teller)
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
(you laugh, everyone else has stopped)
"Noooooo waaaaaay....the OTHER SIDE....HAHAHAHAHAH!"
Hence, The Marajuana Ten Second Brain Delay
(crowd laughs)
(you look blankly at the teller)
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
(you laugh, everyone else has stopped)
"Noooooo waaaaaay....the OTHER SIDE....HAHAHAHAHAH!"
Hence, The Marajuana Ten Second Brain Delay
by The Real IX April 20, 2010
Get the The Marajuana Ten Second Brain Delaymug. 1. Police officers must stay on Ten because things can pop off any second.
2. I try staying prepared for anything, it's best to stay on Ten.
2. I try staying prepared for anything, it's best to stay on Ten.
by MissTECfacts July 30, 2024
Get the Stay on Tenmug.