rowrow ship

A huge cargo-vessel powered by many oarsmen.

(from an old "Tracy Twins" cartoon in "Boys Life" magazine; the twins are imaging what it might have been like to paddle a Viking longship)
First mate: Well, boys, I have good news and bad news for you --- the good news is, the captain has allowed you all thirty minutes for lunch!
Rowing crew: And what's the **bad** news?!
First mate (reluctantly): Uhhhh... the bad news is that after lunch, the captain wants to go WATER SKIING!
(And of course, the crew would be none too pleased to hear this, since it would take the term, "rowrow ship" to a whole new level --- imagine how frenziedly they would have to paddle to move the ship fast enough for someone to actually water-ski behind it!)

by QuacksO August 11, 2024

ship sailed

While getting a handie from your girlfriend while laying on your back inverted (like being on a decline bench at the gym) and she has you edged to the point of cumming but immediately water boards you and you don't know if you are gonna cum or die.

Last night was amazing. Angie ship sailed me to the point of climax. I didn't think I was gonna survive.

by Shtevun 69 June 29, 2017

ship it or shoot it

Ship it:putting two people together i ship it
Shoot it:rejecting a ship

Jamie asked the squad ship it or shoot it when referring to the ship if the squad

by Madds18 March 17, 2016

ship a package

Ship a package is polite-code for take a shit. It is especially useful when you need an excuse to leave in a hurry and cannot explain in front of a group of people or strangers.

I shall return in 1 hour I have got to go SHIP A PACKAGE.

by Treebonics December 10, 2019

Ship

Colloquialism for murder

“Oh yeah, boogey was runnin’ his mouth and got shipped out in baltimore”

by Baconeggeness June 22, 2021

Dip ship

Dip ship is a word you can use to mess around with your friends. It means “dip shit”

Jimmy:Hey Jonny!

Jonny:What?
Jimmy:your a dip ship XD

by That one weird furry UwU December 6, 2019

roll of the ship

when a former member of the navy blames walking past a man and grabbing at the mans genitals on the fact he lost his sense of balance whilst in the navy, not the fact he is actually a closet homosexual.

"sorry mate, roll of the ship!" he said

by burt kamersson August 11, 2003