portable hole

A glory hole that one can carry with them and set up and use anywhere, usually consisting of a sheet of plywood with a hole at crotch level, handles and a plexiglass viewing window developed during the COVID-19 pandemic.

As a man of culture, I can't let the pandemic get in the way of my degeneracy. Good thing I have my portable hole with me to keep me COVID safe wherever its necessary.

by DongMissiles4Ever May 7, 2021

Hamburger Holed

When the anal sphincter or the vagina has been vigorously railed by the bearer of a horse cock until the lips
or rim resembles a fresh pound of raw ground beef.

As if it was not enough that my uncle cornholed me so hard that my asshole looks like a rare quarter pounder, he rearranged my mom’s guts after dinner and left us both hamburger holed.

by Dick Onchin October 1, 2020

Want Hole

A slang term for an anus; generally referred to when expressing a desire for anal sex.

Guy 1: yo bro, you see Priscilla over there? I hear she's the Dirt McGurt.

Guy 2: Damn man, lemme get at that Want Hole!

Guy 3: Word. Anal sex is thebomb.com

by fantasdicklover69xx December 28, 2011

Smoke Hole

A surgically created orifice in the trachea that is most often the result of heavy chain smoking. The stoma, for some people, provides for another available hole for the fucking.

I stuck my penis in Rachel’s smoke hole last night. Bitch couldn’t breath but man it was sure warm and tight.

That prostitute I picked up last night had a smoke hole. For an extra $5 she removed the cover and let me bang that extra fuck hole.

by Eaton Holgoode November 5, 2018

Hole of no return

The label of any slut that has Herpes, Genital Warts, and HIV AIDS. This evil bitch will stop at nothing to secretly spread her diseases with unaware participants. Usually found behind waffle houses eating trashed foods and seeking young inexperienced victims.

Casey- Hey Cindy is it true about your brother.

Cindy- Yeah it happened... Tray fucked the hole of no return. We are planning funeral arrangements... it won't be long.

by ADDT-JACE February 7, 2015

shuck hole

An orifice that is used for shitting and fucking.

Betty was on the rag. So John smashed her shuck hole.

by Jackreacharounder March 16, 2021

Prune Hole

n: The little opening betwixt the ass cheeks wherewith poop comes out. (I.E.- anus, butthole, poop chute.)

Dude, my prune hole did not appreciate the exit of the spicy enchiladas I ate last night.

by Senor Chefy October 30, 2008