Business call

e sex, online sex, sex on a phone where one person explains to a different person what to do during masturbation.

I have to go to a business call.

by smilex123gsjhfbsef November 14, 2021

pipes are calling

A more polite way to say you need to take a shit.

C: Hey let's go grab a beer in a few.
A: Sounds good but the pipes are calling.

C: I'll just meet you there in an hour then.

by sinfulgamer February 27, 2017

The Call of Harambe

The innate and perpetual instinct that all primate feel when freedom is thrust upon them suddenly.

When the lab truck over turned, the rhesus monkeys succumbed to The Call of Harambe.

by SgtPep73 January 28, 2022

Ball Called

When a person accidentally calls you while scratching their balls. Similar to a butt dial.

“Hey man I got a missed call.” “My bad I just Ball Called you.”

by Spooderman011 July 5, 2023

Bone Call

The booty call as initiated by a female requiring casual sex from a male fuck buddy.

Vicki : Aaaaah FUCK it! This vibrator just isn't cutting it tonight. Time to make a Bone Call to Jack aka "the Hammer".

by The Cunning Gunt Shunter February 13, 2014

boredom call

1. v. When someone you haven't talked with in forever hits you up seemingly-randomly on Facebook, text, etc. only because s/he is bored.
2. n. One who is boredom called

1. Mike texted me last night. Turns out his WoW subscription ran out, so he boredom called me out of desperation.
2. I thought Ashley was trying to get with me, but I was just her boredom call.

by piroteknix May 10, 2011

Call Soccer

A maligned practice of lazy employees at a call center or helpdesk who routinely reject, roll, or "kick" calls to other employees in the queue when they don't feel like doing their job but are otherwise capable of taking a call.

We had four people in the call queue this morning but I ended up with all the calls because the others were playing Call Soccer.

by anon banana November 10, 2020