Ham slap is another phrase for jerking off, especially someone who makes a lot of noise when they jerk off.
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by Rubiconnn January 10, 2012
Lee Pace in The Hobbit.
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by Ren2Hoek April 28, 2014
When having sex with your partner doggy style, you take your dirty underwear and stick it in their mouth, pulling back like a bridal. When you nut, they vomit, and as your laughing walking out you tell them," Brush your teeth you nasty fucking pig!!!"
by Dezz Nutts July 06, 2016
To 'Simply Ham' somebody is to attatch a sticker the person without their knowledge.
The term originated in England when a girl pulled off the sticker from her 'Simply Ham' sandwich and stuck it to a girl sat behind her who then didn't realise what had happened until twnety minutes later. After that, the term quickly spread throughout northern England and is starting to hit the USA.
The term originated in England when a girl pulled off the sticker from her 'Simply Ham' sandwich and stuck it to a girl sat behind her who then didn't realise what had happened until twnety minutes later. After that, the term quickly spread throughout northern England and is starting to hit the USA.
Guy #1: Hey, dude, check it, I totally Simply Hammed Mary over there!
Guy #2: Omg, I wonder how long it will take for her to realise!
Guy #2: Omg, I wonder how long it will take for her to realise!
by Lorenzo Van Matterhorn April 03, 2010