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Goon

1980s US slang for one who is not present or not to be taken considerably.
Don’t listen to that crazy goon!”
“Where is that goon?”
by J Manchester January 19, 2025
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GOON

A Wrestling Guru who gives you everything you need to know WWE and gaming needs...you are a goon to this man but is all good .. we are a Goon army of the "brand" JDfromNY
"If your not listening to JD from N.Y , you"re a goon and your not a Wrestling fan.. period "
by Truck Norris June 3, 2017
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Moon Gooning

The act of gooning in a specific ritualistic manner. It was originally practiced by an ancient tribe whos name has been lost to time. It is a sacred act that should only be practiced by those who are serious. The details of the ritual are only known by those who have completed the ritual.
Homie#1: "I've been moon gooning for 87 hours straight and I don't know where I am"
Homie#2:"Real"
by Moon_Gooner November 30, 2023
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A variation of the flicker gooning technique created by the North Korean military. It is a refined version of Aztec flicker gooning that also gives the user an undescribable calm. The technique is performed by flicking the edge of your penis with a ball point pen, which is why some North Koreans have been seen to have scars and pen markings on the tips of their penis. If performed correctly North Korean Flicker Gooning will cause the user to bust within 0.6 seconds, and the semen travels at around 39,000 miles per hour.

The North Korean military has supported and funded research on this technique, as they plan to have it replace their ICBMs by 2030. However due to having a natural proclivity towards the technique it might be implemented into the military as soon as 2026.

The CIA have been hiring cute ripped twinks and have been giving them BBL surgeries so they can hop on Jerk Mate and learn the technique from the North Koreans. Since the mission is classified it is unknown if the has been working or not.
Man this class is boring I'm gonna watch Lebron edits on my computer and learn North Korean Flicker Gooning.
by TacoThursdayOnATuesday December 6, 2024
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Sun Gooning

It has the same definition as Moon Gooning but in a Lighter setting. Going outside, becoming one with nature as you masturbate repeatedly while looking at the sun. In some cases, It also involves drinking elk blood before the sun gooning ritual begins.
Soup: I'm more of a proud Sun Gooner, Sun Gooning in the Sun as you take in the scenery fills me up with pleasure and vitality
Doo: Moon Gooning is still better bruv and you still need a license for it.
by The Horny December 1, 2023
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gooning

gooning means edging for more than 5 hours
: That guy has been edging for at least 5 hours now
: Yeah, he is Gooning
by watermelonenjoyer December 22, 2023
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Goon Morning

When you get up and immediately start gooning and don’t stop until about 12pm
Sorry, I can’t do the morning shift today, I’m having a goon morning
by AbrasiveWeather01 October 3, 2025
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