fossil fucker

someone who fucks older women or men 20 yrs or older than them.

jennifer, Why are you fucking my dad?
Kim, Im a fossil fucker and I want to thats why.

fossil fucker by funny chick February 26, 2009

Turtle Fucker 

n. A poorly functioning computer

Person 1: Did you get the email I sent you?
Person 2: No. My computer is being a turtle fucker.

Turtle Fucker by Cookies for Pilgrims May 9, 2009

nipple fucker 

A man who sticks his dick into a girls nipple

That kid from Santa Rosa is great nipple fucker!

nipple fucker by 12logan121 January 21, 2010

Christ fucker 

Someone who uses religion for alternative means. To achieve an alternate goal outside of the religions prescribed motives.

That car salesman is just wearing a crucifix because he wants to get all the old-ladies to by from him. What a Christ fucker!

George Bush is a Christ fucker.

Christ fucker by Shming80 January 24, 2011

epic mother fucker 

A self destructive, overly dramatic compulsive liar with delusions of grandeur in need of a reality check. The Dada suggests kicking such person out to relieve all involved of such bloated egocentric mofo.

MoFo "I've got this, that, and a box of chips!"

Dude - "dang, he's all into his bloated super ego again....."

MoFo - "You can't leave, party not over yet"

Dude - "it's over for you, lets kick out the epic mother fucker (dada comes on)..."

epic mother fucker by papasario September 3, 2013

donkey fucker 

One who inserts his penis in a donkey anally or viginally. Also sucks on donkey balls as a form of foreplay.

Misterjla is a donkeyfucker.
Whomod is a donkeyfucker.

donkey fucker by Sylvester Stallone March 31, 2004

Banana Fucker 

When a man microwaves a banana, then cuts it in half or cuts the end off and proceeds to fuck the now warm mushy insides of the nana.

Clint: Did you hear about warren ortiz?
Risner: Yeah i heard he's a banana fucker!

Banana Fucker by Clinton Risner November 27, 2006