Maria: Hey Derek, how did your date go last night.
Derek: It was great until we went back to her place to fool around and she bit my cock while giving me a blowjob.
Maria:Oh god!
Derek: Yeah, I might have to get stitches on my dick.
Maria: Aww! Baby shark!
Derek: It was great until we went back to her place to fool around and she bit my cock while giving me a blowjob.
Maria:Oh god!
Derek: Yeah, I might have to get stitches on my dick.
Maria: Aww! Baby shark!
by Neil Gaiman fanboy March 18, 2019
An individual that comes to prom, usually with a fat girl, and then proceeds to try to pick up other people's dates. Usually targeting people's really drunk dates first.
Hey man, there are fins in the water. John is such a prom shark. He just grabbed up my girlfriend and dragged her to the dance floor.
by Jessica Reddick September 26, 2011
A lone shark is a person who will make you a lone but charge you a high amount on intrest, and if you cant pay then you better run. A lone shark is often a banker.
Man 1: I cant pay up on that loan you gave me.
Lone Shark: Boys, send him on a long walk off a short dock, wearing a pair of concreat slippers.
Lone Shark: Boys, send him on a long walk off a short dock, wearing a pair of concreat slippers.
by Trusso July 23, 2004
When you draw teeth on your boyfriends butt crack, and proceed to make shark noises while you spread and close the butt cheeks together.
Girlfriend: Hunny, Can I give you shark Butt tonight?
Boyfriend: OK,I guess.. But only with the blue sharpie...
Girlfriend *draws teeth on butt crack*
Boyfriend: Is my butt hairy??
Girlfriend: Your butt? You mean daddy shark?? *RRRARR I'm a big mean shark...* (spreads and closes butt cheaks)
Boyfriend: giggles
Boyfriend: OK,I guess.. But only with the blue sharpie...
Girlfriend *draws teeth on butt crack*
Boyfriend: Is my butt hairy??
Girlfriend: Your butt? You mean daddy shark?? *RRRARR I'm a big mean shark...* (spreads and closes butt cheaks)
Boyfriend: giggles
by missninnylove May 16, 2006
To encounter, by feeling with the penis, a hard shard of feces inside the rectal cavity during anal sex.
I begged my woman for anal for so long, and when she finally gave it, I wound up having to kiss the shark.
by meatholesfan December 05, 2008
by Pasta Boy February 23, 2010
Someone with a pointy face. His chin and his forehead are far back compared to his nose. Those people are always very ugly and no one likes them. At school, they are rejects.
by iPodtouchpro March 29, 2011