grandma licking the screen

An expression that doesn’t make sense that means someone is so hard to teach about electronics

“He doesn’t even know how to click the start menu! Dumb as Grandma licking the screen“

by Excabur February 25, 2021

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pinch my grandma with a crowbar

I think you’re insane but give me head

Hot Girl: wiggles her toes in his face
Boy: damn ur hot but crazy, pinch my grandma with a crowbar?

by Prince c4spian December 6, 2022

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Grandma's Cole Slaw

The act of gathering a handful of steaming, cashew-and-cabbage-filled turds topped with hand squeezed musty tartar sauce and proceeding to cram down a lover's throat. Normally until gagging is induced

Sheina grows visibly aroused when Grandma's Cole Slaw gets served up nice and proper.

by Lohn Jocke February 23, 2011

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Kimmy the crackhead grandma

Kimmy the crackhead is who you’ll call your grandma , you know the one that gives you crack

“You visit kimmy the crackhead grandma yet I head she got a new stack in!!

by LookAtAllDemChIckens June 23, 2019

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Grandma boobies

Mike in the playroom

Here comes grandma boobies with die hard 2

by Otto wick April 10, 2023

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GrandMa

Bartender slang for Grand Marnier. Because of it's high alcohol content, cognac roots, and orange flavoring, Grand Marnier is often the drink bartenders use to wind down.

I can't wait to finish this shift and see grandma. Or. Grandma, neat, in a snifter please.

by Luke from the Ritz July 18, 2021

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