If you’re American you’re probably thinking this is going to be about the NFL. Well, it’s not. Football (A.K.A soccer) is the most popular sport on the world. People say it’s bad, it’s for pussies, and they talk trash about it. These people just say that because they think it’s so easy. Well it’s not. You gotta run for 90 minutes straight, you have to have great pace and awareness. (Unlike American football when the play stops every few seconds) if you are a goalkeeper, you got to have great reflexes, jumping ability, and loads of other abilities that take a lot of practice to master. Football is a great sport.
Bob: Hey, have you played Football yet?
Bill: Yeah? Everyone has, it’s Sunday night football!!!!
Bob: *face palms
Bill: Yeah? Everyone has, it’s Sunday night football!!!!
Bob: *face palms
by that one Brazilian kid November 25, 2018
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Console football is the term given to a style of gameplay of the game American Football. A style of gameplay in a real-life football game that would only be found in a video game version.
"Going for it" on every 4th down/extra point, regardless of obscene distances.
"Faking" every punt or fieldgoal.
Excessive use of "long bomb" plays.
"All out blitzes" on every down.
"What is this console football? They are going for it on 4th and 37?"
"Faking" every punt or fieldgoal.
Excessive use of "long bomb" plays.
"All out blitzes" on every down.
"What is this console football? They are going for it on 4th and 37?"
by miribus June 6, 2009
Get the console football mug.When two people or more are in a room in a gaseous state. To the point of when you are actually passing gas back and forth. "Playing farmers football".
by Passing gas November 15, 2013
Get the farmers football mug.Its a fucking cool ass sport its not ment for everyone and thats chill, Anerican football players tend to be more popular at school
by Jerry is a stupid name October 7, 2020
Get the American Football mug.by Orvac Evan April 27, 2021
Get the Uniontown football mug.Its a game of Aussie rules football played by a group of kids/teens on the street or road, less all the rules...and less the blood rule. Basically do anything you are physically capable to stop the opponent and get the footy through the goals and if there's blood...well the game doesn't stop
We played the bastards hard and we scored 2 goals but my busted ribs are killing me and I wish me ruddy nose would stop bleeding, my mums gonna kick my ass if she finds out i been playing no rules football again, better say i fell off my skateboard.
by Bugga April 4, 2006
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