faggophobia

A persistent and intense fear of anything that is teh ghey.

Kyle, a heterosexual male, never remarks when a friend gets a haircut because his faggophobia causes him to think that doing so will raise suspicion that he is gay.

by Nappy Ho DiMaggio January 9, 2008

Short Fat Faggot

Someone who is short, fat and acts like an asshole.
From personal experience they usually think they have some sort of power and are generally slow. (See chav)

Short Fat Faggot: Hey, what the fuck are you fuckers looking at?
People: A short fat faggot.
SFF: I'll get my crew to bang you out, mate!
People: Your loner crew of other short fat faggots?
SFF: Yeah?... Wait, fuck you!

by PotHeadJesus October 15, 2009

hard core faggot

1.A homosexual who is over the top flaming homosexual, an intensely homosexual person, one who is so gay that hard core is the only description that fits

"dude did you see that guy he was so Gay"
"ya man, that guy is hard core"
"Ha! yea a hard core FAGGOT!"

by A.O. is a homo February 6, 2008

pussy ass faggot

a navy midshipmen that that takes it in the rear, but still thinks hes tough

Those sailors from navy sure are pussy ass faggots

by Ed Clark September 11, 2008

Faggot Baster

Since a turkey baster squirts turkey liquid on a turkey... you figure out the rest

wow! That faggot baster Tom really basted your face didn't he Jeff?!?!

by funnyyz January 16, 2011

Faggot Lie

Stupid lie one makes in the past in an attempt to look cool. Often these are forgotten by most but then they are embarrassingly brought up several months or even years later.

Joseph: Hey man remember that time you said you took 60 hits of acid in the seventh grade?
Reese: Fuck you I can't believe I would say that.
Joseph: Hahahahahaha faggot lie.

by faggot lie police November 6, 2011

Teddy Faggot

Drink: Vodka & Orange Soda

2 ounces Vodak
4 ounces Orange Soda (Fanta, Sunkist)

1 Fill a highball glass with ice.

2 Pour vodka in glass

3 Pour in orange soda (diet sunkist can be used make it extra faggot)

4 Enjoy!

I had a rough day at work, guess I'll sidle up to the bar and have a Teddy Faggot.

by sonofleemarvin July 1, 2011