Evan Hansen

A little precious cutie chamallow who's needs love and affection. He is from the musical "Dear Evan Hansen". He is in love with all the trees .

"Did you know a cutie liar ?
-Yes, Evan Hansen is a cutie liar."

by RaiTheFrog June 5, 2019

Evan Richards

Stupid

Evan Richards is stupid

by Hello I'm yeet April 22, 2019

Heath Evans

Fullback for the Seattle Seahawks who needs to learn how to hold onto the football inside the 1-yard line.

"They hand it off to Heath Evans, and oooh, he fumbles on the half-yard line and the Seahawks turn it over!"

by Tardy McTard July 23, 2004

luke evans

One of the HOTTEST guys u will ever meet very kind and sexy communicates threw her deep blue eyes and is dirty VERY dirty he is very athletic and if u get the chance hold his hand if ur ever in a relationship with a Luke Evans play with his hair and HOLD HIS HAND make sure u don’t keep secrets from him and talk to him daily don’t piss him off and if he invites u FUCK HIM

Luke Evans will FUCK U

by LukeEvansLover May 7, 2018

being Evan

Someone who is just being completely ridiculous crazy and outta this world

Lol you are so being Evan rn

by cant_justify October 12, 2014

Evan Williams

Clueless beyond belief. A person that is so clueless they just don't contemplate life correctly.

Person 1:Hey Evan Williams go get the bong.
Evan: I cant find it.
Person 1: Its right there on the table.
Evan: What?
Person 1: FUCK YOU!

by gringolicker69 December 28, 2010

evan

An annoying, squeaky voiced person that you pretend to like, but secretly DESPISE THEIR WHOLE BEING GET THE FUCK OFF MY PLANET

"That chick is such an evan."

by motherfuckinmeowmix October 24, 2015