Having someone else prevent you from doing something, then getting absolutely obliterated, then being blamed for what they did
by ladibas September 13, 2023
Get the Edward Rydz-Smiglymug. A drunken game where 2 bros watch scat porn and the first to get hard has to jerk himself and the participant off onto a biscuit in between them, then has to eat both loads off the biscuit in one bite.
If the loser fails to eat the biscuit in one bite or fails to make the participant and himself cum in 10 minutes the punishment is to finger himself while jerking off, then cum onto the shitty finger and suck it all off clean.
If the loser fails to eat the biscuit in one bite or fails to make the participant and himself cum in 10 minutes the punishment is to finger himself while jerking off, then cum onto the shitty finger and suck it all off clean.
1: Yo bro we playing Edward Jerky Hands tonight?
2: ofcourse but you better cum this time, my ass is still sore from last nights jerky hands!
2: ofcourse but you better cum this time, my ass is still sore from last nights jerky hands!
by EdwardJerkHands Grand Champion October 16, 2020
Get the Edward Jerky Handsmug. William Edwards Jr is a 17 Year old football player for Southern Wayne High school located in Dudley North Carolina.
by Thomasfletcher July 25, 2022
Get the William Edwards Jrmug. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💰💰💰💰💰💰🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
by Sneaky Peter July 19, 2023
Get the Austin Edward Vecchiomug. The non-alcoholic version of drinking game "Edward Forty-Hands". Participants duct tape 1 liter bottles of Sparkling mineral water in each hand. The bottles can't be removed until all the water is drunk.
Friend: You look dehydrated
You: No I'm not playing Edward Sparkle-Hands again. I almost pissed myself last time!
You: No I'm not playing Edward Sparkle-Hands again. I almost pissed myself last time!
by SlowPotato November 19, 2020
Get the Edward Sparkle-Handsmug. Excusing yourself between courses of a meal to defecate, specifically to "create more space" for subsequent courses or pudding.
by Urb_Dict January 7, 2023
Get the David Edwards Specialmug. by A child of jesus christ June 28, 2020
Get the Charlie Edward Crumpmug.