eddie g

A mans with big toasted brown hands and a 30 foot peni

I don’t play it like Shaggy, you’ll know that shit was me because after I hit it she’ll b like

Oooohhh Eddie G

by Coldshaktitty December 6, 2017

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Teddie Eddie’s

Most likely the future of food on earth and on Mars. Probably save your life. One a day Definitely keeps the doctor away. McDonald’s is very afraid that it won’t be able to co-exist with Teddie Eddie’s. Probably the in between Heaven and hell. Probably make you rich. Probably make you live forever. Probably shoot-in dice with Jesus in Heaven. Buns of gold. Started in the 315 passed the Moon straight to Mars. Up front at the welcome because Women love it, guys wanna be it. Probably a superhero, the kids said it. Make you feel like you’re racing a bunch of mental turtles. Higher than top shelf floatin in a bucket. Ice cream make you feel like cryotherapy. Cookies make a monster. Inclusive line Whole got nothing left out. Just a Clean unprocessed delicious decision.

What we eating tonight? Sheesh, If it ain’t Teddie Eddie’s we ain’t eatin!

by Teddie Eddie November 25, 2021

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Eddie

Mascot for English metal legends Iron Maiden. Theres a different iteration of him on almost all of their 16 (soon to be 17) studio album covers.

Bruce: Did you hear Iron Maiden is releasing their 17th studio album Senjutsu on September the 3rd?
Dave: The new Eddie on the cover is a samurai! Kick-ass, dude!
Steve: Up the Irons!!!!

by Menacing Name August 15, 2021

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