Driving into a cloud

1. The phrase one uses when one desires to escape a commitment without hurting the other parties feelings.
WARNING: May be taken as joke. Prepare alternate excuse as back up (see seven disc CD changer, or attack by pants).
CAUTION: Do NOT attempt to drive into a could unless you have an airplane.
Sorry, Adriane, I can't go geocaching with you today. I'm driving into a cloud.
by CrimeFightingTaskForce November 23, 2011
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hard drive

This usually happens when you drive a '98 Ford Focus on some rocks...
Steve: Arg, this is a hard drive!
John: Are you trying to say my car's a box?
by OldTimeyJunk November 2, 2010
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Drive shaft

guy masturbating while driving...done intentionally to get caught by other motorists.
Ex 1: I was driving down the highway and was being paced by another car. You glance over and find out he was playing with his drive shaft going down the highway.
by Mortified Driver October 4, 2012
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Amish Drive-By

To stick a pickled egg in ones rectum, squawk like a chicken or other egg laying fowl, and push the egg into a partner’s open mouth.
“Hey Kyler mind if I give a girl an Amish drive-by in your barn?”
“Sure, just don’t use my good pickled eggs.”
by Bert Reynold’s gay cousin October 19, 2021
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Preteen driving

Where a person who is under 13 gets in a car and drive. There or sometimes cases of it. Usually they cat cased by the cops.
There is a movement to teach preeteens how to drive on a closed course and have them pratice driving on it and as soon as they enter there teens or turn 13 to let them drive.
The idea is that the younger a person learns to drive the more pratice they can get driving and the better driver they will become.
by Deep blue 2012 February 18, 2010
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Power-Drive

The act of spontaneously committing to a lengthy and preferably dangerous road-trip with one or more friends. The Power-Drive is an utterly patriarchal socio-cultural phenomenon and cannot be carried out by women. When women do this it is called PMS on wheels. The spontaneity of the Power-Drive is sacred, it cannot be premeditated and it cannot be convenient. It is a dangerous and gratifying ritual which pitches a team of steel-gutted wing-wheeled bros against such odds as: fatigue, bad weather, the emptiness of a pauper's gas tank and sobriety. The consumption of nicotine is a traditional part of the Power-Drive but is not requisite.
"The highway's filled with broken heroes on a last chance Power-Drive." -from Bruce Springsteen's: Born to Run
by Will93 September 29, 2011
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Drive-Through

Giving a girl road-head. Eating it on the road.
Yo Jermome, I just gave drive-through to my girlfriend last night. She forced me. I didn't enjoy it.
by Snanther February 14, 2013
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