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Dickie-Dookie

1. verb: to masturbate while in the process of defecating in a public restroom stall, generally referring to a man (dickie-dookying, dickie-dookies, dickie-dookied)
2. noun: the act of dickie-dookying
3. noun: a derogatory term for somebody with a reputation for taking too long in a public restroom stall
1. "Be right back, guys, I gotta go dickie-dookie."

2. "Hang on, I'm in the middle of a good dickie-dookie."

3. "Man, I hate that guy. He's such a dickie-dookie."
by Amish Hobbit October 8, 2014
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Don't hurt the doggie!!

This phrase is applied when someone has their priorities so out of whack that they'd cry for a dog if it died in a movie but have no problem watching a dozen or more people getting killed, even though everyone knows that animals are never mistreated on a movie set.

It also can be applied to extremist groups when they talk about saving an animal's life but allowing a human or group of people to die.

Usually said in a pseudo-dramatic or condescending sense, the phrase is used as a way of saying in a sarcastic manner "Your priorities are all messed up!", because at least a nice woman you can mate with, what are you going to do with a dog?
John: "I'm watching this movie. It's sad. They killed a dog."

Jack: "Wait a minute. The killer just hacked 15 people to death with a chainsaw ten minutes ago and you're okay with letting them all die but 'don't hurt the doggie!!'?"
by DJ Eternal November 5, 2012
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doodiebomb

The disgusting yet wickedly funny act of wipeing your ass in a public toilet and then "Doodiebombing" the individuals using the urinals directly in front of your stall with a poo smeared wad of TP.
I was just taking a piss when I felt something hit my back. I turned around and realized I had just been struck with a doodiebomb.
by Zach is cool April 10, 2006
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stray doggie style

Too have sex doggie style but in a dumpster, alley or street.
John: You're gonna get it stray doggie style tonight Janie.
Janie: What's stray doggie style?
John: It's just like regular doggie style, but it's in a dumpster.
by Teryn October 21, 2007
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DOGGIE STYLE

When a man humps a woman, as if they were dogs. Can also be a reference to Girls Gone Wild that Snoop Dogg films.
We had sex DOGGIE STYLE.
by Anonymous August 12, 2003
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Doobie Trail

when you think youve got worms and youve just had the dibbledoubles , meanig you leave a trail of obscene human feaces
Rich: no, dont eat that, its a doobie trail!
Kieran Price : Fool!
Teve:phghfff hahahahah!
by tom ya edison mumm November 20, 2003
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dookiehead

kimberly, you're acting like a dookiehead.
by x_anonymous January 2, 2007
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