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Dang a lang

A penis or dick or cock.

Also can be spelled ding a ling
Jane: That guy has a big bulge in his pants.
Jill: I know he must have a big dang a lang.
Jane: I want to give him a blowjob
by sexygayboy August 30, 2010
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Danger pizzle

When you get to drunk and needs to go to the toilet but pisses all up the wall and misses the toilet completely...

Chunk: i need to peee
Fool: use the outside toilet
Chunk: Good plan
(chunk gets up and goes into the toilet)
Seb's random comment: YOU Motor boating Bastard
Chunk: heheheh *pissing all over the walls*
Chunk loves going for a danger pizzle so beware
by Chunkie Warrior December 7, 2006
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dang-bang

the same guy shows up every week and no one else bothers, it was a dang-bang
by urbannadine2010 March 31, 2010
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Dangering

They were dangering hipsters, those bearded fools.
by Bret Evan August 11, 2010
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Dangable

to proclaim a moment, situation, or happening happily shocking; something that is 'dang-worthy' that is also capable of being danged. if something is shocking, in a positive way, it is dangable.
kyle goes to the concierge of his hotel in argentina and asks a question about a local sightseeing spot, and out of random chance and generosity, just to be kind, the hotel gives mr kyle a welcome gift basket for him and his mates with little gifts inside. kyle returns to the room, and he and his friend jarod, in happy awe, look at each other and the basket and shout out Dangable!

Also:

Aubree is just given the day off work upon her arrival early on a monday morning... happy, and surprised, she turns to her boss and says, 'really!? DANGABLE!'
by jmcleod December 19, 2010
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danger rabbit

Don't look behind out, it's a danger rabbit
by beefbud February 20, 2011
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Danger Bowl

When, during a Number 1 you realise you actually also need a Number 2. Instead of flushing for a clean bowl you decide to finish the Number 1 before proceeding with the Number 2 - risking self-urine splashback.

Variation: Stranger Danger Bowl

Same situation applies, but urine already in the bowl is a strangers.
"I risked a danger bowl, and suffered the consequences."
by Poppapeepeepoopooshire September 3, 2012
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