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dirt tits

When beautiful boobs get dirty while partaking in a extreme sport or risky event. Something everyone enjoys.
Wow those dirt tits came outta no where
by Bounceone November 10, 2017
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Vagina dirt

noun, When you pull down the panties and you don't know if it's sand, critters or cat litter.
Man 1: Her vagina dirt was so extensive I had to use a paint scraper before accessing.
Man 2: That vagina dirt was so thick it reminded me of a dirt and worm cupcake.
by Ksofm666 April 27, 2015
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Dirt Ernie

The notion or idea of experiencing consciousness, as of for the first time with all senses, when on a particularly bad acid trip.
Ryan felt the dirt ernies take him over as hemelted into the bed as if he were butter.
by Cookie W February 25, 2018
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dirt on a flower

The phenomenon occurring when gorgeous, vibrant, total-package women engage in relationships with men who are beneath them either in attitude, appearance, or overall composure - from simpletons to the average guido douchebag. The abbreviated version is 'doaf.'
Tiger Woods is dirt on a flower (Elin Woods). Brad Pitt performed a real doaf move on Jennifer Aniston.
by John Doaf December 5, 2009
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dirt explosion

a funny word used to represent the grenades in most games.
unlike a Balloon Floater, this has no sexual connotations.
guy 1: hit the dirt explosion!
guy 2: dirt explosiooon!
guy 3 :hahahaha wooow.
by god is a bidoof May 19, 2016
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Dirt Squirrel

A Yee-Yee motherfucker, typically a male, who drives a shitty truck, wears boots and a Confederate flag hat everyday.
"Did you see that Dirt Squirrel trying to do a burnout in his rusted out f150?"
by Csmax August 13, 2019
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dirt peddler

a person selling real estate, aka a real estate agent, frequently (but not always) of questionable values and/or the property is of questionable worth
he thinks he's a real estate agent but considering the properties, he's just a a dirt peddler
if you're not careful, that dirt peddler will sell you a piece of property at twice what it's worth
by otterlicious February 24, 2010
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