Ring Around The Ding Dong

The type of male pattern baldness in which a man is bald on top with hair around the sides and back of his head.

If i were bald, I would shave my head before I would sport a ring around the ding dong!

by The Joneses December 8, 2014

Proper ding dang do

Defo scran it
The wise words said by the goat Ollie ball

“I’ve got commitment issues but I’m trying to fix that for you” it’s Ollie ball here proper ding dang do

by PwenNIgga March 27, 2021

jamma-lamma-ding-dong

A really good party; one that is in between a dinger and a rager.

'Ronnie you fag, stop fucking around and get down to DJ's...it's a jamma-lamma-ding-dong'

by steel julian April 4, 2005

Ding-Dong Ping-Pong

A male inserts one end of a drinking straw into his urethra. A second male inserts the other end of the drinking straw into his urethra. The two proceed to masturbate. Upon orgasm, the semen of the first male to climax flows through the straw and into the other man's urethra. The other man mimics this act, and shoots the previous seminal load, in addition to his own, back into the first man's urethra.

My wiener is really sore from playing Ding-Dong Ping-Pong all day yesterday.

by NutmegSals April 13, 2009

shamma lamma ding dong

a small short dick that has not been circumsized

Joey, let go of that shamma lamma ding dong!

by gerda October 4, 2005

Chow Ding Sweet Thing

If your technically good-looking, clever and like tequilas, this is basically a substitute for "goodbye"

Sarah : Bye Sweetums, i must depart, see you tomorrow, for that luncheon
Laura : Chow Ding Sweet Thing, oh and wear that paisley-patterned dress!

by Jalilalalalalal May 13, 2008

ziggy-ziggy-ding-dong

(Noun) A penis shaped in a zig zag usually caused by having anal sex with a panda with hemroids.

For my birthday, your sister gave me a ziggy-ziggy-ding-dong!!!

by Nick "Flash Flood" October 25, 2007