Savannah: Why did Luke Hemmings cheat on my mother?
Breanna: Because he didn't wanna take care of his children. And wanted someone much prettier.
Basically gives us why
Breanna: Because he didn't wanna take care of his children. And wanted someone much prettier.
Basically gives us why
by Savannah Sire February 18, 2019
A sexual copypasta about Ahsoka Tano from Star Wars, where Obi-Wan Kenobi tells Luke Skywalker about Ahsoka in sexual descriptions.
Luke, did I ever tell you about Ahsoka Tano? She was your father’s exotic teenage alien apprentice, a fine piece of jailbait from a more civilized age. She had the tightest body and the perkiest little breasts in the galaxy; barely legal in most systems.
Anakin and I used to doubleteam her at the end of every successful campaign during the Clone Wars, and once in a while we’d even have the entire 501st run a train over her, part of official Jedi “training” of course. In time, she learned how to handle a meatsaber better than anyone in the Jedi Temple. She wore a miniskirt every day so we told her there were no panties in space, and since she was constantly doing acrobatics you’d get a glimpse of her orange pussy mid fight as she’d do a flip while slicing a B2 Super Battledroid in half. It was surreal.
We taught her to grip her weapon backwards like a dildo and she constantly got captured by pirates and slavers almost every other day. It was ridiculous, like a constant porno Luke, you have no idea. And she was a good friend.
Anakin and I used to doubleteam her at the end of every successful campaign during the Clone Wars, and once in a while we’d even have the entire 501st run a train over her, part of official Jedi “training” of course. In time, she learned how to handle a meatsaber better than anyone in the Jedi Temple. She wore a miniskirt every day so we told her there were no panties in space, and since she was constantly doing acrobatics you’d get a glimpse of her orange pussy mid fight as she’d do a flip while slicing a B2 Super Battledroid in half. It was surreal.
We taught her to grip her weapon backwards like a dildo and she constantly got captured by pirates and slavers almost every other day. It was ridiculous, like a constant porno Luke, you have no idea. And she was a good friend.
by jordypresto0418 February 06, 2021
Melinda: So Craig, can you try to get people to sign this petition?
Craig: You know, I would love to help out, but the last time I did that, I ended up kissing a guy.
or...
Cynthia: Vincent, I dare you to kiss me.
Vincent: But The Last Time I did that, I Ended Up Kissing a Guy.
Cynthia: .........
Craig: You know, I would love to help out, but the last time I did that, I ended up kissing a guy.
or...
Cynthia: Vincent, I dare you to kiss me.
Vincent: But The Last Time I did that, I Ended Up Kissing a Guy.
Cynthia: .........
by NMguy January 15, 2012
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the I Know What You Did Last Summer Squash Burger, you should try it!"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 21, 2018
1. see the Marines were here
2. a 'de-motivational poster' incorrectly depicting an urban area used for target practice.
2. a 'de-motivational poster' incorrectly depicting an urban area used for target practice.
by Marines is capitalized. January 21, 2011
When you cant hold it in anymore, and you just let it out. Maybe blame it on the rather short guy or the tallest guy
Did you just fart? Eww it smells like ass.... Why are you blaming it on me I did not fart you dumbass!
by SSSSSSSEWWWHEFART November 09, 2021