deuce or deuced

slang used in law enforcement. a cop word meaning to be drunk. as in the standard answer given by drunk drivers as to how many beers they have consumed: (2) translated into cop talk (deuce).

I'm possitive the driver is deuce. or
This guy is deuced, take him to jail.

by Chris Evans (police officer) January 18, 2004

Deuce Princess

An arrogant, feminine girl who's post-terrier is a fucking log factory of such immense proportions that it is capable of clogging toilets. Scientists believe such a supernatural shitting phenomenon comes from pent up bitch power being unreleased in immense portions of fecal matter.

Angela: Goodbye, Devin.
Devin: Goodbye...
(Angela closes door)
Devin: ...Deuce Princess.

by Jethro J. Jerkins June 9, 2004

Deuce

a word that will fill in any word needed to complete the sentence. it has no exact meaning. the most amazing word known to man.

What the deuce!?
we have to deuce it out!
wanna deuce tonight?

by kdeuce1 June 10, 2009

deducation

dedication toward education, either for oneself or others

Generally speaking, parents possess more deducation than their children. But none surpass the deducation level displayed by university presidents.

by deadeye111 June 22, 2016

deuce

daly city/san francisco click/gang, inspired by the movie South Central.

Them deuces just rolled up on us like little cowards.

by DEUCE4LIFE April 18, 2006

deucewheela

n.
A transportation device with two wheels (bicycle, scooter, etc.).

adj.
Someone who rides a deucewheela for sport (BMXer, extreme scooterer, etc.).

n.
Look at that kid riding his deucewheela.

adj.
Look at that deucewheela riding his bike.

by Greg Brown May 23, 2004

Deducha

It is the result of mix the words in spanish dedo(finger) and ducha(shower). So it is a girl masturbating while she is taking one shower

Ines is used to have a deducha everyday

by unitfour January 29, 2009