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Date with Jerome

When you do a shit so long, wide and hard that your arsehole feel raw afterwards, just like a black guy had rammed his girthy black cock up it
Hey bro, are you ok? You look kinda uncomfortable
I’m fine, I just had a date with Jerome”
by DeHydratePC April 11, 2019
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Aspirin date

Someone you meet off a dating site in the hope of getting over the one you really want to be with.

A "meet date" to distract yourself from the pain of a "shituationship" you're in that isn't going anywhere.
"I'm so tired of these aspirin dates going nowhere"
"These aspirin dates aren't enough to get me over Rick".
by Madchen April 22, 2019
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juul date

When a couple of people in possession of juul have sexual relations, preferably while hitting their juul's this is most intimate thing a juul owner can do.
Lisa and John went home for a little juul date. John made sure to bring his condoms and some spare pods.
by Low_ki June 1, 2019
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Date

Date means
Dick
At
The
End

Your welcome ladies
Tyran: Hey Julie was go on a date
Julie: Ofc 😉
by Mindyobuisness🙄✌🏾 October 6, 2019
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Thirst Date

Meeting somebody up for the first time on a date, typically from an online dating profile, with the intention of hooking up later.
“I went on a date with this guy from Hinge. We were at the bar for just an hour before we went back to his place to have sex. Definitely a Thirst Date!”

“I’m grabbing drinks with this girl from Tinder later. She told me her roommate is out of town and we can go back to her place later. Kinda sounds like a Thirst Date!”
by Trevor Davidson October 15, 2019
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Date

Where quan a malikah go to mcarthur mall friday to see a movie
I heard malikah wanted to go ona DATE with that boy quan they cute
by Quan7272727 March 3, 2020
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zoom date

Dating via remote video conference software such as FaceTime or Zoom. This form of distance dating has become increasingly popular during the social distancing guidelines enforced during pandemic times.
Hey Suzy, I'm worried about getting the 'rona. Shall we try a "Zoom Date" instead?
by René Bris April 4, 2020
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