by Cooldudecraig June 11, 2017
Get the rank crusty terdmug. Its when your asshole hair is so crusty you can feel it, Usually happens when you take a shit and you wipe and wipe yet somehow your ass still feels uncomfortable and crusty
by Ea, lord of depths August 5, 2018
Get the crusty ass pubesmug. The vibrant and adrenaline-filled rush one experiences when confronted with a scenario of one's own crusty dick, and an escalating sexual encounter.
Under crusty-dick energy, one tends to ruthlessly skip over foreplay such as oral sex to the main act, and avoids bright lighting, to tenaciously hide the fact that your dick is crusting.
This has the paradoxical effect of appearing more confident and at times, more romantic due to the low lighting circumstances. It can lead to a win on both fronts. It can also give the illusion that you are not a man of selfishness and prefer mutual pleasure.
Under crusty-dick energy, one tends to ruthlessly skip over foreplay such as oral sex to the main act, and avoids bright lighting, to tenaciously hide the fact that your dick is crusting.
This has the paradoxical effect of appearing more confident and at times, more romantic due to the low lighting circumstances. It can lead to a win on both fronts. It can also give the illusion that you are not a man of selfishness and prefer mutual pleasure.
Cindy: I can't get over how mysterious Charles was last night....
Samantha: What do you mean?
Cindy: Usually men want blowjobs before sex, he went straight for it...it was kinda hot...
Samantha: Are you sure he didn't just have Crusty Dick Energy?
Samantha: What do you mean?
Cindy: Usually men want blowjobs before sex, he went straight for it...it was kinda hot...
Samantha: Are you sure he didn't just have Crusty Dick Energy?
by awwwshiiiet March 2, 2022
Get the crusty dick energymug. by Veebounce June 12, 2019
Get the Musty crusty hoesmug. Person A: "Did you Hollie at that party last week?"
Person B: "Yeah, she was looking crusty n' dusty!"
Person B: "Yeah, she was looking crusty n' dusty!"
by urdadsfavorite July 12, 2016
Get the Crusty n' Dustymug. by sxmp August 12, 2021
Get the Crusty Musty Lipsmug. "Mom help the hook is stuck"
"You shouldn't be doing crusty anal grabs anymore this is the 4th time this week!"
"You shouldn't be doing crusty anal grabs anymore this is the 4th time this week!"
by MikeTheWordMan May 28, 2016
Get the Crusty Anal Grabmug.