crap-trap

The point at which your sphincter tightens and prevents defecation. Slang: the closure point of your bum-hole.

I'll be there in a couple minutes. A quick release of the crap-trap and I'll be done.

by bigbadscot December 24, 2016

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coffee crap

An exceptionally foul-smelling stool resulting from the recent consumption of coffee.

Fred: "Geez, what happened in there? Someone really grenaded the toilet."

Ted: "Must've been a coffee crap."

by i-preferpi April 29, 2010

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Person 1 : Where's James, haven't seen him in a while.
Person 2 : I think he's taking a crap-a-nap.

by Bonichetti September 30, 2011

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i just failed every class!!

crap-nuggs! i was really hoping i wouldn't fail 6th grade for the ninth time!

by ohhhhcrapnuggs! July 31, 2009

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An insult referring to another persons intelligence

(Bob trips over nothing)
Fred: You peanut crap!!

by TiMdiZzLe April 19, 2008

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A rod or stick or pole that has been shoved up a womens anus and is now covered in crap.

Wayne: WTF is that smell?
Josh: IDk maybe its that crap rod next to you.
Mambo: my bad dog i thought i put that bad boy back into my closet

by inyofacenowbisch February 04, 2009

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Dude, you are such a crap cowboy! Stop trying to stick your hot rod into my asshole!

by charlesisawesome August 24, 2007

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