Step-Cougar

When your catatonic, vegetable, one-foot-in-the-grave husband, whose gold you’re trying to dig, is drooling in his wheelchair, but you are so starved for sex, and his steamed cucumber is now flaccid and disappointing, so you sleep with his son, who is definitely not drooling.

Holy fucking step-cougar, Shirley just banged mustafa ben ladin’s son osumma ben ladin.

by Marioselak818 April 17, 2022

spank a cougar

Have sex with an older woman, while slipping her ass.

Sadly know I have 2 COUNT THEM 2 spanks set up for tomorrow as long as I play the game right. I just need to spank a cougar.

by dirtydimer69 November 12, 2019

cougar

shannon davies is a cougar as she likes to get with younger men at a very ancient ages

oh my god! that girl is SUCH a shannon! she is 60 and with a 19 year old what a cougar!

by shannondavies November 9, 2021

cougar week

A special week starting April 2nd each year ending on April 9th celebrating the woman who have married younger men.

Happy Cougar week to all the women out there who have married younger men!

by All_BizTormentor Adam April 6, 2023

Cougar's pet

A much younger male in search or preferring a much older woman.

The only reason he's with that old Lady is because he's a Cougar's Pet.

by Silent_Voice_In_The_Dark February 22, 2021

Cougar

A MILF on a mission.

Jimmy: "Timmy's mum has a fat ass and a nice rack, she's going clubbing tonight to find a young man, she's a MILF on a mission!"
Blake: "Isn't that just a Cougar?"

by Ni⚕⚕a_wot November 5, 2021

Cougar

elle and brigitte

person 1: hey look at that hot guy

cougar: I hope he's young!

by sussymomo October 10, 2023