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Cotton Candy

Friend: Let's go to that fair and get some cotton candy
Drug Dealer: I have some cotton candy for you

Friend: Oh thanks
Drug Dealer: You're welcome
by Taylor<3_________ May 4, 2017
mugGet the Cotton Candymug.

Cotton Candiddy

A description of how the clouds look at sunrise.
While on the beach 🏖 for sunrise, in Cape May NJ, my girlfriend says, “The clouds are so beautiful, they look like “Cotton Candiddy”
by Beach Lovers October 8, 2021
mugGet the Cotton Candiddymug.

Cotton-Headed Ninny Muggins

A complete moron that can't do anything or hardly anything right.
Bud is one of the dumbest persons to have ever existed, he is a prime example of a cotton-headed ninny muggins.
by PhoenixGamer34 December 24, 2021
mugGet the Cotton-Headed Ninny Mugginsmug.

Cutting Cotton

When nipples become so erect that they're sharp enough to cut through the shirt covering them.
"It's so frigging cold I'm cutting cotton over here!"
by Carmella Mycrotchi September 25, 2012
mugGet the Cutting Cottonmug.

Are you ready to burn some cotton?

Are you ready to get things done fast. Referencing how fast "Negro slaves" worked in cotton fields. So fast that they would cause enough friction to create a combustion of the cotton.
by Bert Retain February 20, 2013
mugGet the Are you ready to burn some cotton?mug.

Cotton Ceiling

A reality that delusional transwomen have to face: not everyone wants to fuck you, and you wanting to be a woman does not win over straight men or lesbians. Get over it for fuck’s sake.

It’s never transphobic to not want to date or sleep with trans people, and you shouldn’t let people tell you otherwise; even if it is, that doesn’t change the fact that no means no.
“Smash the Cotton Ceiling? Denying your womanhood? Zoey, that doesn’t change the fact I don’t like dicks.”
by Southern Twink June 30, 2024
mugGet the Cotton Ceilingmug.

georgia cotton box

when a girl gives you head while some chaw is on the tip of your penis.
Jilly gave me the best Georgia cotton box I've seen this side of the Appalachians.
by anxyhippo September 14, 2020
mugGet the georgia cotton boxmug.

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