Cooter Cuddle

When two girls are scissoring but fall asleep

“I was with Lindsay last night and we were scissoring, but then this bitch fell asleep. I was not tryin to cooter cuddle.”

by ScmellyZelly June 9, 2021

shucked cooter

the act of shaving a cooter 🪒

shucked cooter

by IMDeaddd August 21, 2022

Cooters

Slang for when something, like a puppy or baby, is so cute that instead of saying it's cuters you say cooters

That little puppy if yours is so cooters

by Henry's Hot Dogs September 19, 2022

Pulled a Cooter

When a man Drives a long distance (45 minutes or more) in hopes to get laid

I pulled a cooter last night and it was totally worth the drive

by lil long dong September 25, 2022

cooter quinte

When your vagina is enslaved, and no matter how many times she gets the whip, she still refuses to be called "Toby".

Master-*cracks whip*-"what's your name!?"
Vagina-"my name is cooter quinte!!!!"
Master-*cracks whip*-"you're name is Toby!!!"

by Sleepykey March 27, 2022

Cooter candy

Comes in all colors, shapes, and sizes. Cooter candy helps keep broke college kids from paying child support and weekend visits. Take just one tablet away and the baby will go away.

It’s often advised to not take cooter candy with alcohol. You might mix it up with a Xanax.

by I’m a virgin 1234 January 29, 2022

cooter stretching

stretching your cooter to be less tight

“Dude lana rhoades must do some serious cooter stretching on the daily”

by giantballslover February 8, 2022