The Albino Robot Alpaca King. The best fortnite player you'll ever meet in your life. Extremely sussy. Straight af. Best friends with Thomas Chamberlain (a.k.a Big Daddy Bulldozer) and Tim Cormier (Hunk of Man)
by yoseph_2975 February 1, 2022
Get the Cooper Birchmug. 
To cloop in your coop so bad you need to cooperate to the hoards of unwieldy fowl about to peck your eyes out if you don't cooperate and sign this contract right now and submit to cockscrocksLMT immediately
Cooperate;
You: Dear god
Fowl: The harvest has come
You: OKAY FUCK I'LL SIGN YOUR DAMN CONTRACT I'LL STOP FONDLING YOUR EGGS
You: Dear god
Fowl: The harvest has come
You: OKAY FUCK I'LL SIGN YOUR DAMN CONTRACT I'LL STOP FONDLING YOUR EGGS
by SumptuousAbalone April 6, 2024
Get the Cooperatemug. 
a cooper is someone who gets with every girl possible and is also an asshole. If you meet a cooper you probably want to run for the hills as fast as possible.
by c3lly July 30, 2022
Get the Coopermug. tall math teacher big beard. looks bad w/o one
slightly unhinged and bipolar
married
big football guy
overall, cool math guy
slightly unhinged and bipolar
married
big football guy
overall, cool math guy
by blerrrrp June 16, 2022
Get the Mr. Coopermug.