Someone who moved to Vermont in their twenties and lives in the woods and thinks owning a chicken coop makes them an edgy woodsman or farmer.
"See that ragamuffin outside Mokuh J's? I bet he thinks he's as Vermonty as it gets. Fuckin Cooper."
by greennationalist February 25, 2019

by Syit Koltave May 31, 2024

Cooper Wheelock (Wheelock for short) is a company owned by Eaton that makes Notification Appliances and Fire Alarm and Mass Notification Voice Systems. They are the 2nd biggest North American fire alarm Notification Device manufacturer behind System Sensor. Their products can be used with a super wide range of fire alarm panels and systems.
by CaptainChris January 28, 2023

Cooper has no rizz and no game.
Cooper is the kind of person that would ask out his own brother/sister because he found himself without a date to the school dance. If you meet a Cooper just know that he will most likely hit on you due to his insane lack of bitches. Don't walk into his room... you will most likely find him staring at some kind of nude image of his self proclaimed friends, or any other 2D character that would be downloaded on his computer. Although he compensates for this wack personality with his large penis so if you are looking for a one night stand he's t he right person but any kind of long term relationship is a mistake with Cooper.
Cooper is the kind of person that would ask out his own brother/sister because he found himself without a date to the school dance. If you meet a Cooper just know that he will most likely hit on you due to his insane lack of bitches. Don't walk into his room... you will most likely find him staring at some kind of nude image of his self proclaimed friends, or any other 2D character that would be downloaded on his computer. Although he compensates for this wack personality with his large penis so if you are looking for a one night stand he's t he right person but any kind of long term relationship is a mistake with Cooper.
Man 1: "Yo, you see Cooper over there on his phone."
Man 2: "Yeah he's probably looking at your sister's Only Fans."
Man 1: "Yo what the..."
Man 2: "Yeah he's probably looking at your sister's Only Fans."
Man 1: "Yo what the..."
by AverageBusPole December 10, 2022

Cooper is a nice friend he is always there for you.If u have a friend named cooper then u are so lucky.Cooper has had 2 girlfriends.So i have a friend named cooper and i just wanted to tell u about him.
good bye
good bye
by shay shay1234 March 8, 2020
