by High times April 19, 2017
Get the berners cookies mug.The act of masterbating.
I'm gonna go home and delete the cookies before the wife & kids get home.
You don't delete the cookies before going out on a date???
Can deleting cookies cause blindness?
During my physical, my doctor asked how much I drank, and how many times a day I deleted the cookies.
You don't delete the cookies before going out on a date???
Can deleting cookies cause blindness?
During my physical, my doctor asked how much I drank, and how many times a day I deleted the cookies.
by WookieCrisp July 22, 2012
Get the Delete the cookies mug.a shart is an unintentional fart and you shit. A cookie Shart is a circular remnant left in your panties that looks like a mound of cookie dough.
I was doing Sydney's laundry and I found a cookie shart in her panties, no more pinto beans for her. My grandpa is in the nursing home and they kindly call his "mistakes" cookie shart pounds, as he was embarassed but they said no Grandpa Grant, you are ok, its just a cookie shart.
by raidernurse June 6, 2017
Get the cookie shart mug.The distribution list that you send an email to in the office when it's your birthday and you have left cookies by the coffee machine.
Maggie "Hi everyone, It's my brithday today, 21 again! To celebrate, please help yourselves to cookies by the coffee machine!"
Debbie "Oh damn it, I'm working from home today and I'm still on the cookie list!"
Debbie "Oh damn it, I'm working from home today and I'm still on the cookie list!"
by Rhym3 August 14, 2009
Get the Cookie List mug.by Shookenchild January 16, 2017
Get the shookie cookie mug.Me: wanna try somethin called Deevil Cookies
Friend: what's that
Me: its like Gorilla Glue but it's Deevil cCokies
Friend: what's that
Me: its like Gorilla Glue but it's Deevil cCokies
by lemonsnot November 5, 2017
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