Console Dizzy

When someone is playing worse than usual because of a switch in console. Such as switching to Xbox from PS4

"Yo、why you so console dizzy Cav? I thought you were good at this."

by NRG dizzy March 16, 2019

Console Nazi

The type of person that makes fun of another console or insults people that play/use it for no apparent reason other than to make themself feel good.

Anon is such a console nazi, the other day he was calling me a loser for playing Minecraft on my ps4 instead of a PC!!!

by Lazy69420 October 2, 2019

ConsoleBey

This world frequently used to say someone gay.

LMAO YOU ARE SO FUCKING CONSOLEBEY

by Pref1tR November 20, 2019

Console Monkey

When console players attempt to use a computer or anything that’s above 60 FPS.

Console monkey: hey can I get some help
Regular person: yeah what do you need
Console monkey: how do I pig in the keyboard

by Silent humor December 13, 2019

consofted

The act of confirming something without finalizing the details.

Boss: "Did you confirm this?"
Employee: "No. I consofted it."

by FourlornHope October 3, 2020

console crush

The feeling you get when a new console comes out, but It's sold out everywhere and you can't get it.

Friend: Dude what's up you look sad.
Me: Yeah I've been having some console crush.
Friend: Why?
Me: The PS5 is sold out literally everywhere, and EBGames said they're restocking in March next year... Man I really hate being Canadian right now...

by nice rigger November 17, 2020

Console Licker

Kind of like a Weeb but instead of Anime it is video games. Usually known as "geeks" but in this day and age that typically means just a cool overweight guy who likes board games. But anyway, a console licker is literally obsessed with video games where to the point where they participate in zero sports and are usually very annoying. And it also dictates their physical and mental health. And spiritual health if that applies because they skip church too GAME.

Yeah, Porter skipped church again. He also skipped school. And I can see he is online through the Xbox app. What a console licker.

by Kingdom Miracle November 29, 2020