Coffee Paradox

When you haven't had any coffee so you don't have the cognitive ability to make coffee.

Person 1, "Dude why is Person 2 standing there drooling in front of the coffee machine?"

Person 3, "They're suffering from the coffee paradox."
Person 2, *drools*

by YouLikeTheWayIPostitRex March 6, 2019

Cold Coffee

Offering a beer before noon.

Joey Bagadonuts! Good to see you. Grab a cold coffee and relax.

by Direwolf~NPZ January 4, 2019

Coffee Carbonation

The act of a nice lovely lady using her back side to carbonate my fresh cup of java.

Tonya did us all a favor, not only by eating lots of cabbage, but saving that sweet nectar to carbonate my coffee. She’s mastered coffee carbonation.

by Ghoul July 26, 2018

period coffee

When you forget your menstrual cup in the electric kettle and make coffee for your friends.

I accidentally made period coffee for you! Sorry about that.

by Ninja-katten October 9, 2018

Bank Coffee

Shitty, complimentary coffee that is watery or burnt but customers drink it anyway because it is free. The coffee is usually accompanied by a stack of small styrofoam cups, various packets of sweateners, and a large dispenser of powdered creamer.

"Blech, that bank coffee tasted like warm water but I had to stand in line so I just drank it anyway."

by Dav1d VB June 9, 2018

coffee art

Art made from instant coffee, the coffee is brewed to 3 different strengths creating 3 shades of brown. It is then used as paint to create sepia toned works of art. It is quickly becoming a popular art form championed by Linda Finstad who has created over 1000 coffee paintings. you can see examples at www.famouscoffeeartist.com

Coffee art is perfect for artists who like to sip and dip their paintbrush into their coffee.

by Famous Coffee Artist August 11, 2022

Coffee mate

An Australian saying coffee

Goodaye, want some coffee mate?

by Fun-ee April 24, 2022