Your classic American white girl NPC that is set to the default settings. Usually wears some ugly ass oversized hoodie, drinks a venti with every fucking possible add on and topping, dumb af, cannot operate without attention, and off switch is yet to be found
by Biggie-Cheesie February 14, 2023

1. An utterance which is employed when a seemingly trivial enterprise is bungled due to error on the part of the perpetrator.
2. An expression which is emblematic of a repeated pattern of incompetence, often used for comedic effect to inject levity in a situation that otherwise would be shrouded in dismay.
3. Employment of this expression is often garnished with a nasal tone, dragging out the "a" syllable of "classic", whilst uttering the "Fairman" portion as quickly as possible.
2. An expression which is emblematic of a repeated pattern of incompetence, often used for comedic effect to inject levity in a situation that otherwise would be shrouded in dismay.
3. Employment of this expression is often garnished with a nasal tone, dragging out the "a" syllable of "classic", whilst uttering the "Fairman" portion as quickly as possible.
Speaker: "how did you go to the wrong airline when we have the exact same flight....? Classic Fairman!"
by trollmaster0511 July 27, 2022

Verb / When one purposefully takes the conversation in a totally different direction because they have been backed into a corner and give-up on defending their position. They then usually deflect to something personal, which the other members of the conversation have no interest in.
Kid A: "If it's a local small town artist, you show appreciation."
Kid B: "Do you equally appreciate Collin and Andrew as artists?"
Kid A: i have as much playtime on my 1 character on Xbox as i do on steam borderlands
Kid B: "Classic Drew. Nice."
Kid B: "Do you equally appreciate Collin and Andrew as artists?"
Kid A: i have as much playtime on my 1 character on Xbox as i do on steam borderlands
Kid B: "Classic Drew. Nice."
by Noggin Clontith November 8, 2018

Added before somebody's name to signify that they typically do it, but if they didn't do it, life would be boring.
by Stupidly Sophisticated December 20, 2020

This (Full name: Classic Shakespearean Romeo) interpretation often follows the Shakespearean Tragedy as a guide, and as a result, most of the actors who did this interpretation often falls flat and outright boring. Those who nailed this, well... IDK. I've never seen actors who nailed this interpretation, as I think it's far harder to portray than its counterpart, Dark Romeo.
(To be honest with you reader, I hate Classic Romeo.)
(To be honest with you reader, I hate Classic Romeo.)
Dyl: Do you like Romeo in Romeo and Juliet?
Phyl: Yes, but not the one in the Shakespearean Play. It's a Classic Romeo, and it never fails to give me the worst kind of cringe ever known to man.
Phyl: Yes, but not the one in the Shakespearean Play. It's a Classic Romeo, and it never fails to give me the worst kind of cringe ever known to man.
by Some Guy in the Tavern September 9, 2023

Person: Asks a question or says a statement
Fade: dnc monkey
Everyone in said group chat: Always pulling a fade classic....
Fade: dnc monkey
Everyone in said group chat: Always pulling a fade classic....
by WhiteCop January 16, 2021

To vomit, typically after heavy drinking. A portmanteau of the colloquial vomiting description "to yak" and the popular professional fishing tournament "Bassmaster Classic."
John: Dude, Kevin had way too much tonight...I think he's having a Yakmaster Classic in the bathroom right now.
Kevin: Just give me a couple minutes, I'll be fine! (pukes)
Kevin: Just give me a couple minutes, I'll be fine! (pukes)
by The Yak Master October 10, 2012
