Eye Chip

When a contact lens is left out long enough it becomes crispy like a Lays Chip.
By Miguel M.

Baby what the fuck clean up all these eye chips off the floor you nasty!

by Iamthegreatestnanananabooboo August 10, 2019

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Chip Hand

When someone has been eating chips/cheetos and gets nasty chip grease all over their hands...then trys to touch your shit

Dude, drop my controller, you have chip hands!

by MaGiiC July 12, 2014

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Chip Crutch

Using smaller pieces of chips to create a large enough chip for your dip. This generally happens when you get to the end of a bag of chips.

"Dude we're almost out of this bag of chips, I can't finish this dip." - Chad Chadington

"DUDE, make a chip crutch dumbass." - Nick Nickelback

"My god... you're a genius." Chad Chadington

by Chet Chestsky May 20, 2013

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Uber Chip

The chip in the bag of doritos that has the most flavor and stuff on it.

Holy shit you found the uber chip in that bag of doritos.

by Frederick Van Go Fuck Yourself June 7, 2011

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Being crowned the king of chips means that you are acknowledged as the sole authority on chips.

This normally can be achieved by eating insane amounts of chips (traditionally potato)during a munch sesh

Those who have experienced this claim to have visited a whole world of chips.

Hey did you just hear shimmy got crowned as The king of chips.

by M.Y.S October 28, 2019

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