Casinbad

When your friend resembles an adult when in reality they are a teenager, facial features consist of beard, body consist of pepperoni nipples, and over looks like a grown man who is the age of between 35-50, he also is pretty goofy.

John- hey man do you know anyone that has a fake id?
Steve- yeah Joe has one he a straight Casinbad.
John yeah that kid looks forty

by JohnJacobJingleHimerschimt July 18, 2011

chasing a genie

searching for the next crack cocaine high

don't donna look bad, she looks like she's been chasing a genie for the last 2 weeks at least

by tuffpuff January 3, 2012

Casino Royale

Act of simultaneously performing cunnilingus and sodomy on a lady. Takes a lot of confidence and flexibility.

Casino Royale "because you liquor in the front and poker in the rear."

/u/Imitation_gruel

by EFG March 28, 2015

caging the net

Going through all your social network and posting a relevant picture of Nicholas cage on every post. When asked why you simply post another picture of cage with no explanation.

Person: "I like annoying people. Time to start caging the net"

by knowledgeGod May 18, 2015

caring capacity

Much like the biology term: "Carrying Capacity". It is the most one can care about any particular situation.

"Oh, and also we're going to have balloons and watch movies and there will be cake. And omg Jimmy is invited and I hope he goes, but also-"

"Karen, stop. I've reached my Caring Capacity"

by I_aim_to.irritate November 23, 2015

Casino-Royaled

To be repeatedly struck in the balls with a heavy object, especially as a means of torture. Named for the movie Casino Royale in which Le Chiffre tries this method on 007.

See also: Dutch Scratching, Daniel Craiging.

Bond laughed as Le Chiffre Casino-Royaled him one last time. "AH! AH! Yes, yes, YES!" Bond's voice faded from an agonized yelp into tears of laughter. "Now the whole world's gonna know that you died scratching my balls!"

by Thunderchin April 13, 2016

Chasing Kitty

A term that represents a males pursuit of casual sex. "Kitty" is used as a milder term for "pussy" when used in this context.

My life mainly consists of two things : drinking beer, and chasing kitty.

by MyNamesGeoff September 6, 2016