swag cannon 5000

A really lame sex position

Dude I tried the swag cannon 5000 last night ,it took hours to cum!

by watfuvk January 9, 2018

Divine DG Cannon

An ex-administrator of www.GameFAQS.com 's message board system, but banned for not concealing administrator account.

by Jeff Veasey September 14, 2003

Reverse Circus Cannon

When the over excessive {fucking} of the ass causes a chick to build up a fart and then shoot the guys dick out of her asshole like a clown being shot out of a cannon.

1. I did the reverse circus cannon with my girl and she shot me through the wall!

by Jdog182 October 3, 2006

turkish battle cannon

Describes Someone of middle Eastern descent with and overly endowed PENIS!

I almost passed out when Saieed took off his trousers! He has a turkish battle cannon down there!

by sphincter sargent September 13, 2016

chocolate cannon ball

After space docking with a chick, you screw her abnormally hard in a position of your choosing. If you lasted more than a meager 5 minutes, the chick should be able to muster up a pretty nice quief. The turd which was loaded through the space docking procedure mentioned earlier, should be launched from her vagina like a cannon ball, just squishier. To achieve greater distance, you must "go the distance."

After I nailed the bitch, I was almost nailed by a chocolate cannon ball.

by K White February 8, 2007

handy cannon

A small wheeled cannon which, if properly maintained and armed with ammunition that isn't gammon, might be able to stop the monkey. Alternatively, surrounding the monkey with foxes or toilets will net you the prize of the voucher for 10p off sprouts (cash value 0.001 pence).

yes I can with my handy cannon... oh dick sprouts!

by dav0rd May 24, 2005

foot cannon

refers to your foot when kicking someone way from you on the couch whether it be a household pet or a person.

- John used his foot cannon to push his sister from the couch; She was way too close.

by Hawkclan32 October 21, 2013