pipes are calling

A more polite way to say you need to take a shit.

C: Hey let's go grab a beer in a few.
A: Sounds good but the pipes are calling.

C: I'll just meet you there in an hour then.

by sinfulgamer February 27, 2017

Calling the Butler

A euphemism meaning to have sex with someone who is in a subservient role; to use someone as your sex slave; to have someone who can be called at any time for ones own gratification.

She was feeling very sexually frustrated, she'd evening considered calling the butler!

by JBach07 May 13, 2016

call a hit

To hire someone to beat up, or kill someone else.
(You can also use this term sarcastically to show your protective tendency for your significant other)

Girl: looser's name here is being such a jerk.
Guy: Do you need me to "call a hit" on em?

by Ray rice >:-( August 1, 2016

the curtain call

whilst getting some pussy in missionary position, as you are about to climax. tilt back your head and start singing poorly then rock your head forward knocking out your woman. then look around with a stupid grin on your face then pull out and go ask you boss at work for advice as to what to do next.

yo i was rocking stready with my girl, and then i gave that skank the curtain call. i freaked out and ran.

by mascow July 26, 2016

Yeet call

It is usually a large yelp! You use the yeet call to summon others who are firmilair with this call.

*loose friend at the mall
*starts the yeet call until friend is found

by Just_asmalltown_girl January 18, 2018

Katrina Calls

When the New Orleans Saints get calls from the referees due to hurricane Katrina.

Every NFL Fan: Man did you see that roughing the passer/holding/pass interference the saints got away with again?
Me: Well I guess since Katrina the city still needs calls. They are called Katrina Calls.
Every NFL Fan: WE should strip their super bowl title because its tainted
Me: Exactly

by skrimpmayne October 1, 2012

Cunt-On-Call

a guy's favorite bitch at the moment; the girl who gets the first booty call when the guy is leaving the bar at bartime....

Related term: COC'ed; getting massively fucked by the Cunt-On-Call

Guido: Hey dude, you wanna hit the club and see what's up?
Other Guido: Yeah, sure....who's your Cunt-On-Call tonight?
Guido: Remember that bitch I met last weekend when we were at the sports bar?
Other Guido: Oh yeah, she's a freak!
Guido: ...Her.....

Other Guido: Oh Man, you ah gonna get COC'ed tonight!

by GIRLZPLAY October 21, 2011