Munch

When a male is corny and broke

Don’t fuck with him he’s a munch

This munch stole my Foodstamps

by doughzah September 8, 2022

munch

Someone who eats pussy or in other words a eater.

You thought I was feeling you ??? that nigga a "munch".

by Nav GZZZZ September 5, 2022

Munch

Ice spice lookin ass you a male drag queen with a 2 millimeter defeater. Why you eating her pussy without gettin that top.

Man 1: you a munch
Man 2: no I’m not
Man 1: you alr know you gave me that sloppy you homiesexual stop playin no way I’m touchin you

by sexy man boy sex May 8, 2023

Munching the leather gorilla

Going down on an older woman who is ridiculously hairy.
Similar to tasting the fuzzy purse or the bearded beaver.

John: Where were you last night I tried to call you?
Paul: I went down on Rebecca Anderson's mom but it just felt like munching the leather gorilla.
John: Oh yeah I hear it's like a a bearded beaver.
Paul: Nah, bearded beaver is tasty, at least it wasn't a fuzzy purse.
John: Oh man, at least it wasn't a fuzzy pudding purse.
Paul: Yeah, but it stank of asparagus.
John: That tastes chief.

by TaylorS999 March 4, 2012

munch

a fatass eating too much they gotta be called munch

(that n***a a munch)

by therealmunch69 January 23, 2023

Face munch

The way someone kisses another with there mouths wide open, almost like they are eating each other's faces off an it is the most vile think to see

"Ahahahaha Dude look at those two over there, there proper face munching"

by Grayster August 2, 2015

chicken munching iron suck

While I'm KFC, you start to eat the door handle, and erotically moan very loudly, this then causes an up roar, and you start to take the door handle up the bum until it either hurts or you get pulled off. Now, you order your food and walk away like nothing happned.

I saw a Chicken Munching Iron Suck yesterday.

by OzzyOddBalls November 21, 2016