Buckfast

buckfast makes you fuckfast ;)

Man: Go Get Some Buckfast From The Shop?
Woman: Why?
Man: So We Can Fuckfast Of Course!

by bluelollipop October 4, 2008

Turkish Breakfast

The act of making delectable Turkish Coffee, pouring it into another person's anus and then consuming the beverage with a straw. Similar to the Portuguese Breakfast.

"Hey dawg, you look tired."
"Yeah man, I haven't had my Turkish Breakfast this morning!"

by Some dude0818 June 21, 2012

french breakfast

n. - 1. a simple morning meal for the gourmand on a budget, consisting of tomato slices heated up in a skillet, then covered in an egg batter, which fries with slices of cheese over the top. Similar to a light frittata. 2. when you wake up to a chick who doesn't shave her armpits licking your asshole.

a) "This french breakfast is delicious."
b) "Darling, that french breakfast of yours was delicious."

by dishpoontang November 30, 2006

Breakfast

*Break-Fast*

After sleeping, your body needs more energy/food to get the day started. In breakfast, you literally break the fast you had asleep.

"Anon you want some breakfast?"
"JEEZUS MUM WOT?? U TINK I'M STUPID?? OF COURSE I WANT BREAKFAST"

by XxXxUwOtM8???xXxX November 14, 2014

Lumber Jack Breakfast

When you are logjamming a woman and then fart in her mouth.

Im sleeping on the couch again because I gave the old lady a Lumber Jack Breakfast.

by actorguy1428 August 11, 2008

Wog's breakfast

A complete mess - or an unappetizing meal (especially foreign food).

My work station is a like a wog's breakfast. I had better tidy it up.

I don't care how tasty Filipino food is, it always looks like a wog's breakfast.

Ever since John became manager this department has been a complete wog's breakfast.

by Craig in the Hat March 14, 2010

Arsehole to breakfast time

In today's language this translates as 24/7

The lads worked their bollocks off from arsehole to breakfast time to get it completed

by Properkhunt October 14, 2016