Blake is the dopest and coolest person ever. He cares for everyone around him and is willing to do a lot for people even if he doesn’t show it. Although quiet, he is deadly. Don’t fuck around with him, he knows AT LEAST three different types of martial arts and will use his nunchucks on you. Any man named Blake has a HUGE penis and can also sing,dance,cook and is athletic af therefore allowing him to steal your bitch quicker than Trey Songz AKA Mr steal your girl. If I were you, I’d stay on Blake’s good side. You’ll benefit greatly from being his friend and suffer if not.
Me: yea I’m friends with Blake, he just bought me a new car out of kindness. Cant say the same about you
You: Yea I didn’t take your advice on being nice to him and now my entire family is missing.
You: Yea I didn’t take your advice on being nice to him and now my entire family is missing.
by Bballer14 July 21, 2021
He is very very mean and he also gets very mad if you take his grippie. Remember do not take his grippie he will rage and throw all your stuff all over the place.
by BlakeyIsNotHot June 06, 2018
A person who is freakishly talented and detail oriented. So much so, it makes one question if Blakes are real humans. Theorists hypothesize anyone with the name Blake to actually be a robot shell of a human, that is being controlled by a tiny alien located inside Blake's brain.
Be weary of how close you allow a Blake in your life.
Be weary of how close you allow a Blake in your life.
Blake is really cool and all, but he's been acting really strange. He over pronounces words, can do many things well, and talks about how he's observing people's behaviors. Blake must be an alien controlled robot.
by Sinoid August 31, 2022
A 19 year old creep on discord, discord fighting championship to be specific, who is a pedophile who has fucked a freshman, and is a crotch sniffer.
by I'm a big boi 2134 October 16, 2021