The Blawl Game

A mind game inspired by The Game, but intended to foster friendly competition rather than spite.

There are only two rules:

1) In any exchange between participants of The Blawl Game, whichever says "BLAWL" first, wins that exchange. Note that, due to the nature of The Blawl Game, this is not accompanied by a loss for the other player; rather, the winner wins that exchange while the other player remains unaffected.

2) There must be a time period between exchanges to prevent Blawl spamming; this time period is defined as however long it takes for all members of the previous exchange to have stopped thinking about The Blawl Game.

Thus, if one participant were to win an initial Blawl exchange, and the two participants were to then have a several-minute conversation about other things, and the other participant were to then suddenly remember The Blawl Game, they could then slip "BLAWL" into the conversation and win the second exchange.

Person A: "Good morning, how are you today?"
Person B: "Meh, I'm feeling a little blawl today."

Person A: "Happy Blawlday to you, happy Blawlday to you!"

Person A: "ROFB"
Person B: "Huh? Don't you mean ROFL?"
Person A: "Nope. ROFB: Rolling On The Floor Blawling."

Person A: "What does a giraffe have in common with a giant redwood?"
Person B: "Something about being tall?"
Person A: "Nope, actually they're both quite blawl."

Person A: *Reads this definition*
Person B: "Welcome to The Blawl Game."

by Skywalkar March 14, 2011

Cat Blanc

The precious boy

White version of Cat Noir
Depressed

Wants his father to leave him alone

Ladybug:Cat Noir?
Cat Blanc: My lady? I'm not Cat Noir anymore, I'm Cat Blanc

by Snowfurry November 10, 2019

Fine, I'm gonna make my own <something>! With blackjack...and hookers... In fact, forget the <something>.

What I always say when someone kicks me out from somewhere. Bender said that after being kicked out of the theme-park on the moon in the second episode of Futurama.

Fine, I'm gonna make my own disco club! With blackjack...and hookers... In fact, forget the club.

by zacon November 29, 2003

BlastyFace

To be at the pinnacle of drunkenness; A drunken stupor in which at a certain point your behavior is uncontrollable.

Dude i was so BlastyFace last night, i don't even remember that fisticuffs at the Dairy Queen.

by StabMasterArson January 24, 2009

fireman's blanket

Descriptive term, referring to laying a piece of toilet tissue on the water thus preventing splash back once a turd has been pinched out.

He layed the fireman's blanket, protecting himself from the inevitable soaking in the wake of his crap.

by Pettit you kaant September 7, 2005

Blaze

smoke weed

to light up the pot .smoke the joint . toke the weed . etc.

by fordpinto October 13, 2002

Blackfished

The act of a corporation or business entity engaged in the captive cetacean industry suffering financial loss and/or loss of reputation by not adjusting their business model in the wake of the documentary, Blackfish.

Since the documentary Blackfish, at marine parks attendance is down and shares have dropped by 50%. They have been "Blackfished".

by CaseyPup March 5, 2015