it's your birthday

Birth-day, hence conception-day, hence you're getting sex tonight.
by ghoatie March 26, 2004
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Late Birthday sex

if due to unforeseen circumstances if birthday sex isnt given upon someones birthday then late birthday sex is permitable because of the previous mentioned circumstances. now late birthday sex is exactly the same as birthday sex just on a different day than the persons actual birthday
Guy is extremely sick on his birthday. So girl cant give guy birthday sex without getting sick. So this girl decides to give guy late birthday sex. problem solved.
by gratspike February 27, 2011
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double golden birthday

It is fairly well known that a "Golden" birthday is the birthday when you turn the same age as the day you were born on. For example, turning 22 on the 22nd. A "Double Golden" birthday is when you turn double the age of the day you were born on. Ex. turning 44 on the 22nd.
Friend 1: Did you know today is Tanya's double golden birthday?

Friend 2: That's right, today she's turning 22 on the 11th.
by CLM822 August 22, 2017
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march 14th birthdays

If you are born on March 14th, odds are you are prolly a bad bitch that drinks vodka like it’s water. Ayeeee go stupid go crazy. Happy. Birfday
by Lover2021 May 7, 2019
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when you take a shit in your buddy's mouth and then he gives you a blowjob
Hey Brian, I know it's your birthday today so after work let me throw you a Sacramento Birthday Party
by Gambino's Schling Schlong September 27, 2017
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Birthdai Shmex

when someone has Shmexy has sex or "Shmex" on there birthday.
Joe: "hey cindy. its mah Birthday!"
Cindy: "Oh happy birthday!"
Joe: "so you wanna have sum Birthdai Shmex wit meh"?
Cindy: "OK! i cant wait!"
by Frettve July 27, 2009
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Happy Birthday Cake

The same as a normal birthday cake but is used for when asked to name a item of food starting with the letter ‘H’
Person: “Name An Item Of Food Starting With The Letter ‘H’ “

Person 2: “Happy Birthday Cake
by Kxle4567 November 26, 2019
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