Biked

Destroyed, ass, shit, fucked

I am biked as fuck right now

by Glass Joker September 26, 2021

turning my bike around

When you really need to pop but your in a busy place so need a discreet way of telling someone where your going

Me “just going turning my bike around”
Her ”ok bro”

Him “ where’s mike?

Her “he’s gone turning his bike around “

by MR CE August 10, 2021

Biking on a highway in Virginia

1. An analogy for something so awful that it's comparable to riding a bike on a highway full of absolute dumbasses who don't know how to drive. Also known as Virginians.

2. The worst fucking experience ever

Use 1:
Person 1: dude, Dave said he went camping last weekend and his tent got blown away but his car wouldn't start.
Person 2: that sounds like biking on a highway in Virginia.

Use 2:
Person 1: I went biking on a highway in Virginia.
Person 2: how did it go?
Person 1: why do you think I'm in the hospital, dumbass?

by Michelle, what the fuck? June 6, 2021

Bike Pump

When throat fucking someone and holding them by the ears until they fart.

I was giving her a good bike pump session but forgot she ate taco bell for lunch.

by Wildbill304 July 2, 2021

Pushing the bike

Delaying the inevitable / wasting time.

Instead of cycling home, we walked home, we were really pushing the bike.

by Robertini42 August 11, 2022

Bmx Bikes

Little kids bikes for grown ass men who still think they are cool.

John: Hey Will, you wanna go ride Bmx bikes, smoke weed, and down some Coronas?

Will: Nah I gotta work.

by Spiff masta 42069 September 11, 2022

Bike

long skinny metal pole with two wheels that people ride.

Mom, can I go ride my bike?

by Shadowedmaple May 10, 2022